Gwyneth Paltrow is clapping back at her critics with a healthy dose of comedy.
After Matthew Belloni reported in Puck that the actress-entrepreneur would be hosting a private “off-the-record” dinner at her Hamptons home in honour of OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, the news set off a wave of online backlash.
Belloni shared what appeared to be a formal invitation reading, “Invites are going out this week for a ‘private, off-the-record al fresco dinner at her home in honour of Sam Altman.'”
Social media users quickly seized on the image, with critics on X calling Paltrow “a villain” and “tone-deaf,” while comedian and activist Matt Bernstein posted a video suggesting her ties to artificial intelligence amounted to “technofascism.”
Paltrow, 53, responded directly on Thursday, August 20, sharing a series of parody versions of the invitation on Instagram Stories and her main grid.
In her remixed take, the “private, off-the-record al fresco dinner” was reimagined as being held in honour of a rotating cast of fictional and internet-famous figures instead of Altman: M3GAN, Samantha Jones, Shrek, Jessica Rabbit, and Chanty Beluga, the viral comedic character created by Courtney O’Donnell.
She captioned the joke post, “We’re serving swordfish burritos, cheddar foam lattes on request.”
Adding another layer to the story, journalist Shayan Sardarizadeh weighed in on X suggesting the original invitation circulating online was likely AI-generated in the first place.
This isn’t the first time Paltrow has leaned into a viral moment involving herself rather than running from it, she previously served as a tongue-in-cheek “temporary spokesperson” for Astronomer, the tech company whose executives went viral after being caught embracing on a Coldplay concert kiss cam in 2025, a bit made especially pointed given her marriage to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin.
The Altman dinner controversy also follows other recent forays into the tech and defense world for Paltrow.
In June, she hosted Anduril co-founder Trae Stephens on her Goop podcast for an hour-long conversation covering topics like emerging defense technologies and America’s modern military posture.
