Nikki Glaser felt like a dream come true as she attended Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding, and described the event as such.
The 42-year-old comedianshared, “I want to say that I went to a wedding at Madison Square Garden three months ago, I just want to talk about it a little bit. Allegedly — I actually can’t say that I was there legally or else a sniper dot will appear on my forehead. I am a huge Swiftie, probably the biggest Swiftie that was at that event.”
Glaser continued, “If you’re a Swiftie, you’ll understand, I got the text inviting me to the wedding. I never thought in a million years I’d get invited. I don’t even know them, but I got invited, and I’m shaking as I’m opening [the message]. I’m like, ‘Oh my God, I want to tell everyone that I know.’ I didn’t tell anyone, obviously, I was too scared to, so, I go to the wedding. I am in there for 12 hours, and none of my family or friends know where I am. I’m off the grid for 12 hours. They’re texting me, my location’s off. They all thought I killed myself because I wasn’t invited.”
Speaking at a comedy special, she noted that despite everyone’s worst fears, “I was actually inside, and I had nothing to show for it because I had to turn in my phone. It was so wild, it was interesting because some of these celebrities were alone, and these people are never alone. Like, some [allegedly] didn’t get plus-ones, and they just had to go to this event alone. And, because they always have a publicist or assistant, or a blood boy; there’s always someone with these people.”
Glaser then partnered up with Jennifer Lopez, who was also alone. “I kind of know J .Lo, so I was like, ‘Hey!’ And she was like, ‘Oh my God, Nikki,’ and she threw her coat at me, I was just kind of carrying her things around … but we went to the bathroom together. We were, like, pals all night.”
The media personality then shared that she decided to take a souvenir from the wedding, “I got really close to stealing something from it because I was, like, ‘I want one cool artifact from this,’ it was late in the night. Everyone’s kind of drunk, dancing on the dance floor. And I’m back by the cake, vaping… I look up at the cake and on the top tier, where the two little cake toppers are, it’s just Travis I reach up, I get it. I’m two seconds from putting it in my purse. It’s almost in there, and then I hear Tom Cruise be like, ‘Put me down!’” she quipped of Cruise’s height. “I’m, like, ‘Oh my, God!’”
